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Sharpedo: The vicious and sly gangster of the sea. Its skin is specially textured to minimize drag in water. Its speed tops out at over 75 mph per hour.
Don’t you hate when you’re eating pizza and drinking tea and reading a YA fiction book and you just start shitting your pants. You keep sh itting and shitting fucking shit everywhere and your tumblr dad says I like your shoe laces why is there so much shit what the fuck
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero