hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

Sharpedo: The vicious and sly gangster of the sea. Its skin is specially textured to minimize drag in water. Its speed tops out at over 75 mph per hour.

religiousdad:

Don’t you hate when you’re eating pizza and drinking tea and reading a YA fiction book and you just start shitting your pants. You keep sh itting and shitting fucking shit everywhere and your tumblr dad says I like your shoe laces why is there so much shit what the fuck

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

send me kinks and ill reply with B) or B(

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero